Topik yg dikupas dek HotFM pgi ni mmg malatop okey? alkisahnya sinambungan psl semlm (pd yg xdgr tu, umie kupas kan ckit pe cer okey?)

Cenggini, smlm ada satu pggilan hangit yg dibuat dek Faisal yg dimnx dek sicaller (iaitu sisuami) konon bgtaw kat wife yg dia tu de skandal & bakal nak menikah dgn skdal dia tu! But actually, turns out it is actually TRUE!!! walawei!!! pe nye kes nieh?! so, byk lh jugak outcome yg umie dgr. Jdi tuk arini plak, 'Tiada maaf bagimu'.

Umie mmg cukop panas tinge kalu bab2 asben nak menikah len ni Kalu soru pun miss, cmner nak psng cwangn laie?? malu ckit okey?! Jgn kata asben, boipren pun ade wooo!!! Silap2 ribulan, dia msg dgn cawangan2 laen pun, dia mnx kita topup kan! (sialan tue!!) pd yg terasa tu, ade aku kisah?! Umie bukn nak salahkn org laki je, but then, agak2 r. Bila tyme bab2 psng len ni, here comes ISLAM to the pixture!!! pdhal solat pun xcukup 5 waktu seyh!!! Jga lh anak isteri tu elok2, berikn agama & tnjuk ajar yg mencukupi agar bila dh menetap kat batu dua tu nnti, xdelah menyesal & didebuk hari2.

Boipren=> wah!! kemain sruh aweks2 setia, jujur, ikhlas, jgn tipu bebagai lh. pdhal dia g psng @ jual diri sndiri kat org len. Umie xkan salahkan owg pmpuan, coz durang mmg tataw. Yg jantan ni plak, pehal moka xmalu g mnx duit merata2 eay? Siap suruh belikan itu ini (almaklumlah,
konon sygkan!!) tpi bila tembelang pecah, siap maki hamun & buruk2 kn awek dia lak tu!!! eiii!!! jgn kata jos, ba alip ba ya pun xhingin taw!!! Siap mnx topup lh, konon nk senang msg (pdhal g msg dgn org laen). Adil ke pd gepren dia?? adil k? Mnx duit satu hal, menipu tu satu lagi hal!!! Tpi yelah, kata org org yg menipu ni xkan menipu mende yg sama pd org laen, soon later pecah gak tembelang (time tu SERANG ABIZ ABIZAN OKEY?!)


Tunang=> yelah! bakal suami kn.. kemain lgi jga bakal isteri. pdhal dia plak g psng laen utk joli sakan (tidak dinafikan siap g rosakkan org, ni bukan skdar kata2 kosong, but it is hppening). dgn bkal isteri ni, xdelah nak gunakan, almklum nak simpan tuk 'first night'. dgn skandal dia tu, mcm2 dia wat! siap mnx sponser bebagai!!! yg gf ni tataw pape, ingt sayang punya psl, bgi jelah. Rupanya hampeh!! Bila dh pecah tembelang, dgn muka xmalu siap bgi alasan pd sibakal isteri kesygn yg gf dia tdi tu wat2 cite & nak merosakkn hbngn durang. dan bakal isteri yg lurus bendul ni men percya je. Bgi umie lah kn, mmg gf ni rugi dlm bab maruah tpi sekurang2nya bukan gf dia yg akan menanggung sensara for the rest of her life tapi si bakal isteri... so, cheerss!
kita dok & tingok suda!!


Suami=> sebantal, sekatil, secwn, sebmbung & berbagai2 se lah!! mesti lh kita taw je pe aktiviti dia kn? ada jgk yg sempat wat kisah dongeng. msa tu xingt anak bini dh. ingt syorga dunia je dh. siap bleh ckp, alahhh!! anak i boleh wat laen!! hrmm... tatw nak ckp pe dh...


ada jugak yg bercerita psl wife, gf @ bakal isteri yg wat cenggitu but then durang kn xbleh nak berpoligami?! cmner pun, durang akan cite gak pe yg jdi btul x? tuk lelaki durang akan bentang kn hujah2 konon durang bleh psng 4. erm... then sape nak tanggung sape nnti? wife kene tnggung dri sndiri eay??

bgi umie sndiri (yg mmg anti dgn bab2 hawau gini) mmg da siap bgi 'green light' coz umie mmg de msalah tuk mnmbahkn zuriat. nape ntah ati ni mmg REDHA sangat2 but as long DONT LIE!!! ayah umie askar, so phm kan kalu bab2 menipu ni mmg cukup PANTANG dgr!!!

wat kaum2 hawa, cmner pun, kita ni HARUS bijak & berjaga2. Tidak semua, umie ULANG TIDAK SEMUA kaum adam sebegini rupa. Jdi fikir lh dgn baik. Kalu dh wanita len bercerita psl bf, tunang @ suami berkelakuan cenggitu, bwk2 lh selidik & berbincang. Jgn nak tuduh & bangsatkan kaum sendiri. Ingt bf, tunang @ suami kita tu lawo sngt ke yg org len nak? (mmg xdinafikn ada gak yg lawo2 huhu.. =P) kalu laptop bf kita tu pun kita yg tanggung nak byar tuk repair, sampaikan perbelanjaan rokok @ makan pun kita yg tggung, setakat duit celah gg pun kita yg dok support, xkan lah bila saingan bercerita durang wat itu ini xnak percy plak? pasangan awak tu bukan anak hartawan, jutawan @ beribu riban tpi anak heXxn!!

apa2 pun, umie ttp berpegang teguh pd kata arwah opah, cmner org tu wat kita, dia akan kene 10kali ganda. dia lukai kita seinci, dia akan kene balek 10inci, dia tipu kita sekali, dia akan bakal ditipu 10kali, dia tipu kita sengget, dia akan ditipu saploh hengget. So bwk2 duduk & pikir2kn

Ntah npe tiba2 je umie ngerpikir, 'what i REALLY want @ where am i after 5 years from now'. Hmm.. soklan yg boley mengundang garu ketiak nieh.. Umie bukn lh sekadar nak berangan2 kosong, tpi yelah, sapa xnak idop senang tol x? Mmg umie akui yg wang ringgit buley je kita cari. Kasih sayang, kebahagiaan, cinta adalah tunggak hakiki. But now, umie kene move on. Kasih sayang, kebahagiaan & cinta dh pun umie temui. Kini mie perlu SERIUS mengejar pe jugak yg umie maw. Hmm... bukak business?? Business pe? Tukang tilik (wakaka!! buley cye ke?) Pe yg umie fandei eayh?? Fire owg fandei r... xkan asyk nk fire je huhu.. tu kn ke keje atomen? (taw r umie cip tomen, tpi bgi kat owg len r plak huhu..) erm.. pe eayh? Kata supervisor kesygn umie, umie ni pandai ckp & kalu silap2 owg bley cye je pe jugak yg umie jual... tpi.. umie nak juai pe?? ahok!! apa2 pun yg bakal umie wat, umie akn kaji selidik dlu... umie xkan nak men toink2 buta je. setakat MLM, mmg da bnyk umie wat huhu.. mgkin kali ni umie perlu wat serius okey gtu?

Pepagi senin ni mmg sengal, tpi umie sonok2 je g opis (wah!! almaklumlh, baru balek training kn?? agagaga) blum pape, on je radio da dgr lagu 'Baby Let's Rock' wah! sonok dowh!! Ntah pe angin awal2 umie da check blog & found out ada yg tinggal msg without names hmmm... ape plak ni? xpe2 dun wory, umie xkan marah2 & ngamok. Arini 'kO' wat umie, sok lusa owg len akan wat ko balek. Umie xkan balas, so dun ever wory. Nowadays Allah bayar 'cash' xgitu? Xcye? Tgk jelah pd org yg pernah iniaya diri kita & tgk plak life durang... hmm.... pd kalian, umie rasa umie taw sapa kalian & umie xrasa tergugat pun. Pape pun, keep it up will ya?!

Dan disebabkan i2 jugaklh umie da tukOw cbOx kat sebelah kiri tu. Alah tempat kita shout tu lah.. kali ni lebih details ckit... ngee.. so, jgn malu2 tuk tingglkn note anda ye... tpi, boh r nama & atlist umie taw gak le sapa an huhu..

Tingat plak masa jaman skolah dolu2. Masa tu, umie dok uma setinggn. Kg D'sara Dalam @ Kg Lanun wakaka (pasai tu lah aku cm lanun, tpi lanun yg kiut r kan) >_< O kisah?!) Mmg xpandang!! Sampai kan ada gak r dgr desus desas mengatakan yg anak 'Pak Yop' bukan main sombong lagik!(gelaran ayah masa jdi owg kuat Kg lanun dlu r) Lantak r, bukan aku g selinap masok umah ko nak ngata aku pun... wakaka... xgitu nora?

Yelah nama pun kg kn, tpi Kg ni mmg vogue d vas seyh! Yg pakei aircond pun ada, yg sebiji uma ada 3 @ 4 biji keta pun ada... mcm2 hal lah! Tpi mmg kenangn terindh lah. Msa berjiran dgn budak2 bujang yg jenis bela rambung panjang, dh la kurus kering, dh mcm jerangkong pun ada. Paling parah bila malam2 durang ni akan berbedak sejuk (alah, style tepek menepek kat moka knon nak bgi halus mulus tu ) coba pk jp, rambut dilepas mengerbang, tubuh kurus kering, dlm malam gelap gelita dgn moka penoh dgn bedak dah cam tepong gomak. Kata ayah, mau lintang pukang kalu antu nampak. Tu kalu antu yg nampak, kalu manusia kita ni, tataw r =P Jaman2 tu, awie wings, amy search mmg famous r. Umie msatu sehngal cenggitu lagik. Mmg xamek pusing bab2 jiran ni. Wat pala sndiri. Bilik umie & nora plak ialah bilik dihadpn sekali. Kira org lalu lalang mmg dgr lah kan. Msa mula2 kami pindah, mmg xdpt nak tdo sebab beralun kan bunyi2 katak yg dok memekak belakang umah. Durang wat pesta plak tu dok berbunyi dlm serombong tin yg cukup menyakitkan jiwa raga (pdhal kalu diingt2kan, jaman skrg ane ade boleh dgr da menatang cenggitu). Time tu ujan plak tu, aduyaiii! sampai kepagi umie xtdo. Umie ni plak ada satu hobi pelik yg umie prktik kan ngee... umie dulu tdo dgn nora, kalu da ttp semua lampu, umie akan jegil kn bijik mata supaya boleh nampak mata putih & umie akan tingok secara bulatan sambil ngadap nora. Korang rasalah kn, nora akan nampak apa?? wakakakaka... pecah perut umie dok ingtkan masa tu. Mmg soka bangat ngusik dia coz dia ni 'penakut' ngee... ada skali tu, dia g cocok bijik mata umie! hampeh punya adik! sib bahek xbuta bijik mata den!

Depan umah plak berjiran dgn beberapa keluarga yg mmg sememangnya satu keluarga (datuk, nenek, anak, cucu semua situ r) paling bez msa tu, makcik yg dok sebelah uma tu nak tdo kn anak2 dia. wah!! dh kalah ct nurhaliza tu!!! Ingt laie kak ida, siap wat2 tdo atas peha umie wakaka... dibantainya dari satu lagu ke satu lagu, hebat kn? kalu masuk 'Jgn Lupa Lirik' mmg soheh dia menang berjuta2 =P Tyme bulan posa, kami akan tdo awal coz nak bangun sahur kan. Dibantainya cucu durang yg mmg dah besar panjang (alah, budak2 bujang sebaya kami ni) dok repair motor sambil dok start motor dgn main2 kan bunyi ekzos. Fuh!! Berasap seyh tinge!!! Umie dgn nora apa laie, msing2 terajang2 dinding (umah setinggan kan kacukan papan & batu hehe) sib bahek x terpelesok dinding keluar. Mulut ni jgn ckp r... tu perangai si'gentel & yeop'. ntah ane lh durang skrg pun, tataw r (nama durang mmg sedap kan? wakaka!!)

kala malam bersihkan wajahnya dari bintang-bintang
dan mulai turun setetes air langit dari tubuhnya
tanpa sadar nikmatnya alam karena kuasaMu
yang takkan habis sampai di akhir waktu perjalanan ini
terima kasihku padaMu Tuhanku
tak mungkin dapat terlukis oleh kata-kata
hanya diriMu yang tahu besar rasa cintaku padaMu
oh Tuhan anugerahMu tak pernah berhenti
selalu datang kepadaku Tuhan semesta alam
dan satu janjiku takkan berpaling dariMu
(terima kasihku) ya Allah
(padaMu Tuhanku) anugerahMu
(anugerahMu)
Engkau sisihkan semua aral melintang di hadapanku
dan buat terang seluruh jalan hidup ’tuk

santek x hini kasut???!! ngeee.... tiba2 umie jdi tinggi okey? jgn mare..

Kalu kita bz kan body munguruskan bdn, kaki pun turut kurus skali ka? cite nye cenggini... umie order r satu kasut ni okies, kunun2 nak g dinner GE lah kan.. nak memvogue2 kn diri r... selalu kaki kapal umie ni, mmg pakei saiz 8. tpi sejak2 susut mnyusut nieh, kaki pun ikot sama susut ka? xphm umie!!! ye k? yg paling sOka kuieh nieh lh kan, tpi kasut yg vogue ni dh kene disumbat tisu le plak huhu...

Umie xsehat lagi nieh huhu... tpi umie gagah kan jugak g training kat KL nun! huhu... sejam lebiy seyh travel nyeh.. Mmg byk manfaat umie dpt sampaikan umie ngah pk balek skrg, ptt k umie keje tuk diri umie sndiri? tpi nak wat pe??? umie pandai setakat nak 'fire' owg je wakaka... kan lembu kn??! kuang3... pape pun, having 'fun' yg paling penting selain ilmu yg bermanfaat masok lam palak yg almost d berkarat nieh ngeh3.. umie dpt gak kengkwn baru yg mmg vogue2 & paling bez ramai gak yg ingt umie bwh 30 (ececeh!!! pasan mude la lak aku nieh!) sesekali brain wash bagus seyh!

Ni open house uma mak ayah kat saujana utama... so sorry pd yg lelain coz xngajak due to some difficulties huhu.. xpe3... umie jnji next year umie akn pggil as planning nak wat kat uma sendiri plak weng!!!

mmg xnyempat nak ngambek gamba byk cOz xcukup tangan seyh!! huhu.. pape pun.. semua okies & berjalan ngan lancar & good..

ni antara gambar2 yg sempat di'snap'.. menu mak cam biasa r, mmg vogue d vas.. =P
~ mee kari
~ nasi (tempoyak ngan petai, sup sayur ngan ayam, ikan masin, ayam goreng, ulam2 [penting ni!!] & xtinggal bubur durian ngan kacang ijo.. pergH! trangkat abes okey?


ececeh! nora konon2 namo amek gambo r tu... skali sempat plek nyeling2 >_<







Mlm plak, jiran tetngga kawasan umah mak ayah ade wat open house gak laie huhu.... perot umie msa tu dah nek sebu okeh?! nora da ngamok seyh ahOk! kambing panggang dua ekoq wooo!! sedap kowt tapi umie mmg xdapek nak sumbat dah.. uhuuu... okies, mercun yg lawo tu sumbangan ayah (cm biasa r, ayah mmg vogue dgn mercun2 nya ngeee) & gambo last tu aksi2 cun nora n d geng >_<

Jgn pk bebukn okeh?! Umie ngah hangin nenong nieh =P





jeng3.... tggu & lihat lah bsOk pe jadik ngn semua2 nieh okies???

meh r sesama kte senak perot okies.. hehe..

Ni lah cite ckit pasal cite arahan Afdlin Shauki yg semmngnya xpernah xbez hehehe... pd yg suka suki gewdix nak g tgk movie tu, pe kata g layan cite nie? umie g bgtaw kat sorang ni... g r lh tgk cite ni, taw pe dia jwb? papadom tu hape??!! aduyaii!! letih haku! huhu... jOm kita ngok review=>

Movie Title :: Papadom
Release Date :: 8 October 2009
Language :: Malay
Classification :: PG13
***PERINGATAN! BIMBINGAN IBU BAPA ATAU ORANG DEWASA DISYORKAN UNTUK KANAK-KANAK DI BAWAH UMUR 13 TAHUN***
Running Time :: 1 Hour 55 Minutes
Director :: Afdlin Shauki
Cast :: Afdlin Shauki, Liyana Jasmay, Noorkhiriah Ahmad Shapie, Vanidah Imran.
Trailer :: Click here to watch trailer
Official website :: N/A
Synopsis

:: A funny comedy about a single father and his daughter, and every man's fear when their little princess grows up and wants to be a woman! Saadom who is a successful Nasi Kandar businessman in Pulau Pinang. His wife's last wish before passing away is for him to take good care of their daughter Mia. From a busy businessman who is so infatuated with his Nasi Kandar business, Saadom changes into a dependable father who is very much focused on his daughter's life. As Mia grows up and she gets a bit annoyed with her father's endless care. A huge dilemma arises as Mia is all grown up and ready for University life. Saadom then panics as he has no idea how to fulfill his late wife's wishes while she's away. PAPADOM hauled 5 awards at the recent Malaysian Film Festival including Best Film and Best Original Story is slated to release in cinemas on Oct 8.

Haaa!!! Actually... bila berckp soal cemburu ni, baik lelaki @ pmpuan actually sama je. Ni semua terpulang pd individu memasing. Umie xnak la kata lelaki je yg kuat cemburu & xadil lah jugak kalu kata pmpuan je yg kuat cmburu. Cemburu tu kn tandanya syg... Kalu pd yg xreti langsung cemburu tu, hmmm... hahahaha.. xtaw lh nak kata... tepok dahi jelah kot.. ahok! Ok.. umie bgi cth yg pernah umie lihat & lalui.. supaya kita sama2 agreed yg pmpuan @ lelaki bila berckp soal cmburu ni, mmg adil & sama rata...


Situasi 1
1 Pasangan yg duduk bersama (tanpa berpegang2 tgn @ berpeluk2 okey?), tiba2 silelaki perasan ada seorang jejaka lain yg dok ngusha aweknya. Msa tulah ngengada nak mnx sikekasih ati tuk picit2 kn palak. Aduyaiii... (ngengada ok?) Siap tnya plak laie tu, 'ensem ek lelaki tu? ' dgn sengal awek reply 'sapa plak? tataw lh, xpasan' kuang3...


Situasi 2
1 Pasangan yg sedang berjalan2 sambil silelaki meletakkan tangan dibahu kekasih ati. Mereka melintasi satu group gegurl yg bz berbncang sumthng. Sambil memegang erat bahu kekasih atinya, sempat lagi ekor matanya melihat2 & mencOci mata melihat 'kawanan ' tadi....


Situasi 3
1 Pasangan yg sedang meronda2 berselisih dgn gurl yg cantik menawan. Pmpuan berkenaan memuji pd sikekasih ati sambil bersiul2 (kalu owg xtaw, sure gurl yg cantik menawan tdi ingt, silelaki yg dok menggedix)


Situasi 4
Msg masuk dihp lelaki sedang dia & kekasih ati sedang meluangkan masa bersama2. Bila dilihat msg, rupanya dari 'adik angkat' silelaki. Bila ditnya dimana kenal, jawapan yg dh biasa didgr; 'adik angkat' tersalah msg lalu berkenalan


Situasi 5
Sipmpuan mndpt tahu yg wujudnya org ke3 dlm hubngn dgn kekasih ati. Tanpa g serang org 3, sipmpuan mengundur diri tnpa ngamok mcm org gila (pdhal Allah je yg tahu betapa hancur & luluh nya ati bila diri dikhianati)


Apa2 pun, byk sbnrnya jenis2 CEMBURU ni.. bgi umie plak, umie mmg jenis xreti nak cemburu2 ni. Umie rasa, kalu si'dia' dh ada owg laen, angkat kaki jelah. Lagipun, whats around comes around. Arini ari dia lukakan ati org, besok lusa, dia akan kene 10 kali ganda lagi dari kita... so... buat lah kptsn yg terbaek...

Haaa!!! Bab ni yg faling umie sOka nak bercerita okey? ye r, kaum hawa ni kn xdpt nak lari drpd soal2 cenggini... Almaklum lah, bila 'mok2' (gmOk) ni, sure nak uih2 (kurus). Tpi kn... yelah, faktor 'gen' pun adalah salah satu kategori yg termaktob penting bangat ok? Mcm umie, mmg xdapek lah nak lari huhu... tapi, maintain ayu ok? xcye? hahaha... ade umie kisah? :P yg penting epi kita epi!!

Bila 'gebang' bab2 moka plak, umie mmg dlu amat menitik beratkan lah jugak... msa zaman2 skulah dlu, rajin jugak r dok wat stim moka. Faling bez, boh air yg baru pas didih tu dlm besen, serkop palak & dok la sampai agak2 sampai air idong pong meleleh hakhakhak... tpi mmg terasa lh pori2 muka terbuka sama.... bila pas cmtu, amek kapas2 yg kecik2 patsegi tulah, plan2 tenyeh ngah skrub... jgn kata minyak, segala jenih mende pun kuar! hehehe... sejak2 pas ada gaban2 ni yg dh malas huhu... tpi kn, muka umie pn dh pandai berjelawat wooo!!! mencik!!!

Tpi jaman2 skrg ni dh advance... mcm2 dh ada... cuma pemilihan & kesesuaian jak yg diperlukn... xgtu?

"Apologizing does not mean that you are wrong and the other one is right... It simply means that you value the relationship much more than your ego ..."

Saat rintik2 hujan ini menjengah diluar sana, aku menghela satu keluhan biarpn aku sndiri tidak mengetahui utk apa ia dikeluarkan. Ruang otak pantas berlegar kesatu sudut kenangan yg cuba aku padamkn biarpn sememangnya aku masih mengharapkn itu. Kecintaan apakah ini bila terus terusan menyayangi tanpa jemu sedangkan buta2 dia bersama yg lain? ArGh!!! Dlu mgkin seketika aku tangisi kesemuanya, bodoh2 aku ratapi. Tpi masa berlalu pantas mengajar aku. Biarpn pertanyaan khabar masih menjengah, aku akui kemesraan dulu hilang entah kemana. Terus terang aku jijik! Jijik dgn kepura puraan! Sumpah seranah berguni2 membuatkan aku lebih agresif & depressed. Utk apa semua itu?! Aku berhak bahagia!! Aku berhak!! Lalu perlahan2 aku mengundurkan jejak ku dri hidupnya. Biarpn pertolngn yg aku berikn tidak sehebt dlu, tpi aku dpt rsakn hatiku tidak lagi kearah itu.



Sejuta kemaafan aku pinta kerana pintu hatiku terttup buatmu. Tidak perlu lagi kita lakonkan lakonan yg menyakiti hati masing2. Hidup ini terlalu indah utk aku mengenang apa yg telah kau lakukan. Life goes on & so do I... Kau kini mmg dlm hilangn arah yg teramat tpi aku tidak mmpu berada dismpingmu. Xmgkin... kerana aku tidak spt dulu. Segala kecintaanku pudar. Inilh yg kau mahukn sejak bersama dgnnya. Dan kini kau bakal milikinya. Segala kenangan xpernah lagi aku fikirkan. Aku tidak lagi meratap mengenangnya. Dan aku pasti, kau kini lebh bahagia dgnnya. Biarpn dia tidak memahamimu sptmana aku, dia masih lagi wanita yg wujud dihatimu. Mmg benarlh katamu yg kau smmgnya tidak tahu apa yg kau inginkn dlm kehidupan ini. If talking about jodoh, then i cant say aword. But if i can escape, then i shall step away from thru it again with u...

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on

Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Will you need a blue sky holiday?
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

(Oooh.. a holiday..)

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong

(yeah...)

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Ingt, Allah sntiasa melihat apa yg kita wat @ lakukn. Jgn kita menginiaya sesiapa pun walau cmner benci kita pd org tu. Coz whats around comes around.. Sesungguhny doa orang teriniaya dimakbulkan Allah Taala.. do believe it cOz i juz did!

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends".
A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think "it will get better."
You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.
He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behavior.
Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two way street.
You need time to heal between relationships...there is nothing cute about baggage...
Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
"You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you... a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...
look for someone complimentary...not supplementary. "
Dating is fun... even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him
- he takes it for granted.
Never move into his mother's house.
Never co-sign for a man.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Share this with other women and men (just so they know)...
You'll make someone smile, another rethink her choices, and another woman prepare.

Never borrow someone else's man. If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you. (hat ni yg paling umie AGREED & TUJUKAN KHAS PD I2 OLANG!!!)

Anak dara manja umie ni dah nak masuk 6thn besok. Tataw nak adiahkn apa tuk dia. Hengat diati nak belikan hamster tok dia huhu... tpi worth it ka? kucin nnti, payah plak nak menjaga huhu.... aduyaiii.. fening okey?

Sengaja umie nak beli kan mende2 gini kat dia & kakak (almaklumlah, my princess dua org wokey? so kene lh beli sorang satu...) supaya durng jdi lebh bertanggungjwb. Nak bagi kucin, kang dipicit2nya plak. Tambah durang ni suka cium2. Siadik plak, abeh semua anak patung dia wat cm baby... aduyaiii!!! anak umie ni...










Yg pasti yg cm hat lipas tu, totally REJECT OK???!! huhu... ngeri umie!!! aww!!